Heffalump!

Here's some pictures of Lumpy, Calvin's latest model from some Winnie the Pooh movie.

Early Halloween party!

We had an early party for Calvin tonight. Everyone made an effort which was great!

From left to right we have Ryan/witch, me/Dracula, Sharlene/witch, Calvin/werewolf, Stacey/devil, Granny Marge/saw through the head, Granda Kenny/witch, Si and Lorraine/suicide bombers and Molly/baby witch.

Italian Nike posters

These are pretty sweet.

More tank pics.

Here's a cool wee pic of the street urchin crawling or whatever they do across the front of the cage. Also a pic of our corals and mushrooms that will hopefully grow mad, hi.

He's looking like his mum more every day.

Hearts show squad rotation the red card.

Why have Hearts turned shite over the summer?

Here's the squad packed with Lithuanian talent about to get humped by two at home to Kilmarnock. Pricks – us, not them.

Buy your Heroin here.

So these Eastern Block shuys think they can come over here and start selling their drugs and hope to get away with it do they? We should take a stand and tell them to either stop it or share the profit. It's only fair.

Only in Leith can you get away with a shop like this.

Nana's New But'n'ben.

Me and my wee brother moved my Nana's gear to her new house on Saturday. I carried most of the stuff because of my big guns. Simon, he is not ready yet, he'll be ready in six weeks.

Big Greener!

Here's a picture of these wee magic mushrooms we've got in our fish tank now. They glow bright green when they're in the dark.

Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum.

We went to the Kelvingrove Arty Gallery and Museum on Thursday for a wee trip. Me, Shaz, Calvin and Ry Boy. The place has tons of really good stuff in it that we could have spent all day looking at but we had to keep moving so Calvin didn't get too bored. Think we're going to go back there again so we can have a real look at the stuff. The best bits of art I personally thought were done by the Scottish artists – I think that is because some of the scenes were recognisable but mostly 'cause they were great. The Monet's were also amazing but I think the best one I seen was the painting of the Glasgow tenement block. I'm so learned.

Calvin's at it again.

Here are some pictures of the two new models he's made. They are two characters from Disney's Cars. One is the tow truck called Towmater and the other is the VW Camper called Fillmore. As you can see by the ruler beside them, they are tiny but Calvin has still managed to get the rainbow, eyes, expressions and the words 'peace' and 'love' on the side of the VW. Towmater even has a tiny rope made from a piece of thread and tow hook at the back!

The guy's a genius.

Fish tank beginning to blossom

At last we have a little bit coral in out tank. We bought some from Ultimate Aquatics up in Cupar on Sunday. Cool place. Loads of tanks. We got a little bit of soft coral and stowed away on it was a Blue Tuxedo urchin which is well smart and we also bought two little Clown Gobies.

You can see the new coral and urchin in the 'night-time' shot. The urchin is on the right.

Cameron ate vegetables!

Calvin's first big game.

Here's pictures of Calvin's first big game.

I think he thought the best bit of the whole day was getting his picture standing next to the police horse. When it was nearly all over and everyone was going mental, Calvin was sitting playing with his cars on the seat. He's so cool.

Easy, easy, easy...

Yes! Get in! What a day, what a day. Best atmosphere at a game I've ever seen, heard or felt. Amazing. Privileged to have been there.

That's Germany, Holland and France come up here thinking they'd win and we've gave them their dinner. Come on guys, let's go all the way to the finals.



And not get humped on Wednesday against Ukraine.

Now this is a proper tank.

Much better than Scott's crappy effort.

Just put in two tomato clowns, two fireshrimps, 5 wee hermit crabs and 4 turbo snails.

That was Saturday, this is Monday and they are all still alive. Checkmate Scott.

What a show off!

Went to big Scott's from the works house on Friday there. Showed me his marine set up. Looks ok, s'pose.