My legs are really hot.

I've started cycling in and out of work on my new bike. It's going pretty good.

7.8 miles in and then 7.8 miles home, up hill, both directions.

Takes me 30-35 minutes in the morning (I even managed to over take the No. 29 bus that I normally get) and 40-45 on the way back as it's tough getting up the hill from Cameron Toll to Gilmerton.

My legs aren't sore and I didn't even get a sore erse but, I have to say, my thigh muscles are always hot. Probably too much muscle there.

Twats!

Some dizzy Doris reversed her pissy wee car in to ours the other night, right outside my house.

I watched her do it, jumped out the house to speak to her but she f**king shot off. I chased after her but she was going down third street whilst i was on foot running down fourth street.

We think we know the person that was being dropped off by her, but, her boyfriend of course said 'no, my birds pal doesn't have a car like that.' Even though he admitted he was waiting on her being dropped off and he paced up and down looking out of his blinds whilst chatting on his mobile - probably telling to be dropped off at Mayfield and walk to the house.

Dicks.

Oh ya!

I had a kick about with the guys at work last night at The Meadows and went over on my ankle a wee bit. It's all puffed up this morning.

My career as a soccer star is now over.

The Simpsons

They're nearly here!

The 27th is the first night and the cinema at Fountainbridge have already got this brilliant display up.

Two wheels good, six wheels better.

We've only gone and all got bikes!

Sharlene has got a Dutch style, Calvin's got a smooth BMX
and I got a 'hybrid' to get me in and out of Edinburgh.

I took mine for a spin the other day and it was brilliant. 6.5 miles in no time and my arse wasn't sore the next day. Which is unusual for me.

Kevin Woolverine

Kevin Woolard came to work all done up like Wolverine this morning. Cool.

The Friendsons

Here's me, Ross, Steve, Cameron and Ry as Simpsons characters.


Make your own by clicking here.

Got the keys to our new car.

We got the keys to the Porsche this weekend too.

Smooth little 911. Golf clubs are a bit of a squeeze but I get by.

Shrek the Turd

We went to see Shrek the Third at the weekend.

Garbage.



Calvin liked it though.

Shamone!!

Eeeee-heeeee!


Click here.

Hop it!

We've got four frogs in our pond. This lazy get sat on the edge here ALL day on Saturday. He doesn't even budge no matter how close you get to him.

Make it in Livingston

Played golf at Deer Park on Sunday. Me, Steve and Ryan were guest of my wee bro Simon. He's a member there now. Oooohh!

Anyway, I was gash, stunk the place out and also gave Ry some very bad tips - 'yeah, a nine iron from here, Ry. Defo.'

Also, it's the first time I've seen it apart from on TV, Steve managed to get his ball stuck up a tree. Cool.


Oh aye, and Simon shot an 82. Git.

Hurray for the Gala day!

Here's some pics from the Newtongrange Gala day on Saturday. The weather, for a change, was great and the day past off without a major incident in the Dean Tavern.

Football hurts.

Went down to watch Shite United tonight. Here's some 'action' shots from the game.

The good thing is, they won 3-1. The bad thing was the smell.

Pleasure overload!

Oh, God!

My teeth hurt.

All the dogs come out on the Gala day.

Check out these two hotties totally showing off their stuff at the Nittin' Gala day.

Oh yeah.

Blooming marvelous!

As you can see by the photograph, Sharlene has put a lot of effort into the garden over the years and, as this picture shows, it looks in great condition.

There's so much to look at, variation of plants and, when the flowers come out, so much colour. Well done to you Sharlene, you're brilliant.

I'm hungry, when are you making dinner?

Take a seat

After quite a lot of hard work by both Sharlene and me believe it or not, we have managed to change the garden from having a grass area into a paved area with a bench and table on it.

We slaved away in the white hot heat of the summer sun on Saturday and managed to do it all in one day.

And it looks great, too.

Steve Walsh skateboarding

Found this old picture of Steve Walsh back in Kelso during his skateboarding pomp.

Calvin's new Blog site

I've started a blog site for mini-me. Check out all his models making skills by clicking here.